Lack of words

for lack of something more interesting.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Left shoulder. Soap in left hand, rub hands together, and then wash from the top down. Makes sense. And not the face, soap and eyes do not mix.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
bright orange. Very bright orange. In fact, you'd be hard pressed not to notice me.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Nope, and let me tell you that seducing someone to kiss you just to prove a point is stupid.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Beyond trousers, socks and a t-shirt? rarely... Does happen, if I feel like it. Or have to, like when I'm wearing a suit.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Bored, and too engaged in this.

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
The flowers in the rosette of my guitar.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Yes, good question. I can't remember them. I doubt if I actually have dreams.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yeah.

9. What are you craving right now?
Coke. *takes sip* craving sated.

10. Do you floss?
Nope, mouthwash.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Vodka, interstate and sprouts.

12. Are you emotional?
wouldn't say so, no.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Why? Assuming every number takes two seconds, on average to count, allowing for long numbers like 579, it would take me half an hour or so accomplish this task, without achieving anything but the knowledge I do, in fact, know how to count.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Both. And now matter how you answer this in detail, it will sound wrong. Just, don't go there?

15. Do you like your hair?
No opinion really. It's there, it serves a purpose. Why fickle with it?

16. Do you like yourself?
Yes, very much so.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Why not? He might tell me why he did invade the Middle East, after all.

18. What are you listening to right now?
Gipsy Kings - Volare

19. Are your parents strict?
Depends. In some aspects, such as tidyness and discipline. In others I'm allowed a lot of freedom. Had to earn it, tho'.

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21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Depends.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yup.

23. Do you rent movies often?
Not anymore.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My signet ring. Yes, I have. Yes, I'm allowed one. It's heraldic.

25. How many countries have you visited?
Shit... Let me count... 14. No, wait, 15, if you count Wales as a country. As I live here, I dare not do otherwise.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Never felt the need to. you must be seriously bored and daft to find joy in that.

27. Ever been on a train?
Yup. My favourite mode of transportation. Nothing like reading a book with leg-space or sitting on top of a table playing a guitar.

28. Brown or white eggs?
Don't really care... Free-range, that's for sure.

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yyp, two in fact. One for each country I currently reside in.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Yeah, during winter-treks or dry summer hikes. Either that or a beeswax mix.

31. Do you own a gun?
Nope. Why would I?

32. Can you use chop sticks?
I'm Asian... Whaddya think?

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Myself. I'm taking some much needed time off from socialising.

34. Are you too forgiving?
The opposite, many would say. I'm trying to improve, tho'.

35. Ever been in love?
Yeah.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Not much, I'd assume. He is good at being lazy.
Actually, I stand corrected. He will engage in the hardest and most ardous struggle known to mankind. I wish him luck.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
a what? is that some strange, sexually charged metaphor?

38. Last time you cried?
Can't remember.

39. What was the last question you asked?
Really?

40. Favorite time of the year?
Autumn and Spring.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
No.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Me? Sarcastic? I've never!

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Nope. Not the movie or the effect.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Eh, ribbevegg...

45. Favorite color?
Silver.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
More like properly given them a sound thrashing. they all deserved it. Besides, martial arts. It's what we do.

47. Is your hair curly?
Nah, a bit wavy when it's long.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Pearl Jam - Ultimate rarities

49. Do looks matter?
Yes, I'd say so. Without being shallow, I'm less likely to talk to you happen to smell like my socks after practice without having a reason, such as being employed in the Sewer business.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Nah. Might try nowadays.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
25-30 quid a month. I'd call reasonable.

52. Do you like your life right now?
Yup, love it.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nope. Don't like the telly anymore, unfortunately.

54. Can you handle the truth?
Mhm, I'm to inquisitive to not face it.

55. Do you have good vision?
Yeah.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Being a politic student, and an undergrad at that? Whaddya think?

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not often, hate the effing thing.

58. The last person you held hands with?
My ex.

59. What are you wearing?
Baggy jeans, socks, converse, green shirt, waistcoat, bracelets.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Wolf.

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
Aber, my room.

62. Can you hula hoop?
I'm a guy! we don't learn that!

63. Do you have a job?
Not on a steady basis. I pick up oddjobs at the Clocktower.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Book.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeah. Several times.


There you go, a bit more info about me.